Harpoon Hobbyist T-Shirts

"This one I bagged by accident when I was cleaning my harpoon in a paddling pool."

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

Supply was out of harps.

Casual skydiving.

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

Bookworm Romance

"I'd hold off on mowing. Our neighbors are getting pretty agitated."

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

Whale Music

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

Recombinant DNA

'But how did you lose your harp?'

"Trust me, there's nothing like a bit of harp music to cheer old King Saul up!"

Man knitting to other: 'My doctor prescribed golf to get my mind off business, then tennis to get my mind off golf, then bowling to get ...'

Just as John had feared, Bossie had gone dry, very dry."

'You've take up the violin at 76? Must be hell for those living at 74 and 78...'

"Dammit! I failed again trying to create a centaur, a minotaur and a mermaid."

Little Beverly Cards

Euro symbol as a broken harp

Sally didn't know art, but she knew what she liked.

Prince Charles

"Brother Desmond, a word if I may."

Rudy, you seem like someone who enjoys his free time. You've got many hobbies. Wouldn't you like some more time to pursue your personal interests? Stop. Are you reading from a management manual? A terrific solution may be to cut back your work hours. I told you to stop.

Prisoner Spotter

'Oh no...a social-leper colony.'

I love my Harp

Use no hooks.

Orpheus in the Underworld