Hungry Techie Gifts

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

Snake with headphones.

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

'Here's to romantic candlelight dinners and infared technology.'

Waiter to diner: 'I'm going to return you to the main menu.'

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

Baby Buggy Workstation.

Robot eats some chips from the chip shop.

"All we've come up with so far is that new meatloaf."

'I think I've found what's causing a funny sound in your hard drive.'

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

Data Processing Center.

"I see what I want to eat. Where do I click 'add to cart'?"

HOT DOGS - Pay-per-chew

Man sees eatery, 'Mom's Cyber Cafe', below it reads, 'Formerly Mom's Diner'.

"The chocolate pudding is chef's digital signature dish."

Smartphone and Smart Arse Phone.