Thrifty Techie Gifts

"All I wanted was a cheap computer! This one's broken!"

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

The Anti-Agent

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Digital Fomo!

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"I'm taking your advice and saving my money!"

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"Let's start with a couple of glasses of water and if that goes well I'll order two coffees."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"I think we could work very well together."

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

"I've been told to go through all our expenses...cut out any fat, get rid of any costly perks!"

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

"We could have a Do-It-Yourself wedding! Your friends could do the cake and flowers, Uncle Jim could do the photos..."

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

Snake with headphones.

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"Is there an audio edition?"

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."