Humorist With Wings Pillows

Airport security - next step?

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

''What's in the bag, lady?''

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'Flight simulator'

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The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Gustav Holst

New York Scatological Society

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

"In mitigation, Sunny Chemicals would like to point out that prior to contracting his skin allergy, Mr Crumb was already ugly."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

'Here comes the in-flight meal.'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting