Humorist With A Soft Spot For Pigs Gifts

Hog Wash - Exit.

The Rooster Comedian.

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Cow writer.

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

They're Brazillian!

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

'AAAAH! MILK LEECH!'

'That's a definite 'no' to us being a zombie then?'

"So tell me, what is it about your life that isn't making sense to you?"

'Care for a menu or will you be eating out of the trough tonight?'

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

How the Easter Bunny Spends Halloween.

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

"Oh lord, I think we're in a Japanese horror movie!"

Ostrich Farm

"Good boy."

"You may be more familiar with her maiden name, Kelly, Grace Kelly."

"Oh no. Not the niblets."

"He's worth quite a bit of money but it's all tied up in semen.''

'Well, I've heard that you are a genius at replacing prolapses, Doc.'

'First, wool. Then, lamb chops, Now they've got us creating antibiotics for them.'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

What's this in Euros?

'His snacks and his meals are beginning to OVERLAP!'

'First, wool. Then, lamb chops. Now they've got us creating antibiotics for them.'

Hen notices egg and herself have crack .

Crow's nest has scarecrow.

They always go for the hoe.