Humorist Of The Vine Gifts

Grape vines think alike.

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"Do let me know if I'm getting in the way, won't you?"

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.'

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

"Hey! Waiter! This is a dessert wine!"

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

Gunswinger

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

"I find a good cabernet is the best way to put my money where my mouth is."

'AAAAH! MILK LEECH!'

"Hi Honey, I'm Holmes"

A Women Falls Into A Brook.

Early American Think Tank.

"Nope, no need to smell the cork."

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

"Was that me or did the oven buzzer go off?"

"Shaketh."

"Do you have a wine that tastes like beer?"

Early mobile phones