Humorist Of Modern Work Pillows

'Do you remember the good old days when actual dollar bills were dangled in front of us?'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

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Peter

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

This man is an island.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

"You can huff and puff all you want. The house is foreclosed and belongs to the bank."

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

"Could you speed it up a little, the 'Seinfeld' marathon starts in five minutes."

"Lemonade App: $1"

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

"I hear Presbyterian is the new Methodist."

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

Rocket charmer.

"Bloody Cyclops!"

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

Junk Art

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