Humorist Of Modern Work Gifts

'Do you remember the good old days when actual dollar bills were dangled in front of us?'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

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Peter

Pop Top Ice FIshing

This man is an island.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

"You can huff and puff all you want. The house is foreclosed and belongs to the bank."

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

"Lemonade App: $1"

Gotta take you out, kid – You're getting booed off the field on my Twitter feed.

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

"Could you speed it up a little, the 'Seinfeld' marathon starts in five minutes."

"I hear Presbyterian is the new Methodist."

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

Rocket charmer.

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

Litigious Bo Peep

Junk Art

"Bloody Cyclops!"

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."