Humor In Stranger Savings Pillows

And this is the economy model.

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

'Can you get me in touch with people that own me money?'

'I'd like to apply for a job as a predatory lender.'

"There's a $2.00 service fee for that friendly greeting."

'There's a five dollar discrepancy in my bank balance. Would you mind if I counted the money?'

"Sorry, but we're only accepting deposits at this time."

'One good thing about the salary - you won't be liable for income tax.'

Harvest Data Festival

Jerry, times are tough. I'll take your iou for $75 only if it's written on a $100 bill.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

Cashier for Decoration Purposes Only

"I live for twenty four hours. How can I fund a 401 K?"

"Okay, I can offer you a loan with a 75% interest rate and serfdom for your first born. It's a great deal and I'm only offering it because you're my son."

"The Scrimpshaws have finally decided to deposit their savings."

'I'm afraid you'll have to get this hold-up note initialled at our withdrawals counter.'

"The Good Lord is an excellent reference, but without a phone number..."

"And do you have any other form of security against a loan other than this 'Good times are coming' horoscope?"

'Maybe so, sir, but our motto is, 'A penny saved is a lot of trouble for nothing.''

'Well £60 million is LESS than I'm used to...but now that we've agreed my bonus, what working capital will the Bank have?'

"Collateral? How about I teach you what ties to avoid?"

Cash Machine pulls a face at a customer.

I'm thinking of taking the next step and becoming a snail...what mortgages have you got to offer?

"Once upon a time there was a kind old bank that did not charge its customers a fee."

"I'm saving for when I get a low-paying job doing what I love."

"O.K., don't e-mail this to anyone, but we're shorting black big time."

'Well, you're the psychic. Why don't you tell me if I'm going to give you any money?'

'Hi man, I'd like to open a joint account...'

"Sure, you have to spend money to make money, but first you have to steal money."

'I know you didn't actually transact any business, but we do have a $2.00 cover charge.'

Jeff discovered a new bank account where his money would always be safe.

Pied Piper luring money from the bank.

Maternity Ward - 'I wonder what his credit rating is...'

'You have nothing to fear but fear itself... and my bill.'