Banking Humor Fans Pillows

'This is a money order. '

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Sorry, but you're a loan risk."

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

'Give Me All The Money In My Account'

'I need a loan or a bailout so I can evolve,'

Screw up Assange's finances and I'm closing my accounts.

'I'd like to apply for a job as a predatory lender.'

"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."

"There's a $2.00 service fee for that friendly greeting."

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

'There's a five dollar discrepancy in my bank balance. Would you mind if I counted the money?'

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

"Sorry, but we're only accepting deposits at this time."

"We're going to sacrifice you to the gods, son, because it's so much cheaper than college."

'A rogue nation robbed the World Bank!'

Harvest Data Festival

'With all due respect for your horoscope, your loan payment is still due today.'

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

In a Kitchen Cupboard, somewhere on Wall St...fortunes changed!!

Cashier for Decoration Purposes Only

"The Good Lord is an excellent reference, but without a phone number..."

"Hands up!"

"And do you have any other form of security against a loan other than this 'Good times are coming' horoscope?"

"It's our bank with some disturbing news. . . someone hacked into our account and paid all our bills."

PANIC!

'I'm afraid you'll have to get this hold-up note initialled at our withdrawals counter.'

"Someday, gentlemen, I promise you - the heady days of 'Come a ti yi yippie yippie yay' will be back."

'Oh no! They've turned my internet bank into a bar...'

'Sir, the drive-thru window is on the other side of the building.'