Humor In Mourning Gifts

No-one had the heart to tell Lily it was just a mushroom.

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

How's the new one?

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

Dead Man's Handel

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

Geez, this is gonna take forever! Turtle Funerals.

'She was always very proud of her figure.'

Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."

"We will now observe a moment of silently checking our BlackBerrys."

'There's no talking to him when he's like this.'

"He will be remembered by his Google Assistant."

'You're sure that's one of the stages of grief?'

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

The four hearsemen with the Alpaca lips.

Snake funerals.

"We were out of embalming fluid so we stuffed your wife with wild rice."

"Never lend money to anyone over 90."

'I'm writing a sequel to my autobiography.'

"Dear USPS - Julie Michael's mail is no longer in care of Apt. 8-B. She has moved out to Queens. Queens!! Can you believe it??? Three years I devoted to that woman! Oh, well. C'est la vie. I'll find someone else I suppose. Eventually. Yeah, right!"

'I wanted a burial service, he wanted cremation, so I decided to compromise and have him clambaked.'

"I'm afraid there's really very little I can do."

'First, let me emphasize that the open casket was his idea.'

'Thank you very much, but they don't want it inside. The deceased is allergic to flowers.'

"He wanted to be buried how he lived his life."

'Some people couldn't make it today, but they've sent a few tweets...'

"Sir, did the piano die?"

"I'm sorry, but you'll have to make an appointment. He was a very busy man."

"No, no, I did not know him! I'm just practicing!"

Woman looks at nine graves reading 'Mr Tibbles', saying: 'I loved that cat.'

"I'm actually relieved... his constant 'glass half full, silver lining, isn't life beautiful, rah-rah-sis-boom-bah' cheery optimism was really getting on my nerves."

Bone shaped biscuits - rejects go in a coffin.

"Beuford was too old for a sexual frenzy."

Magicians funeral