Humor In Healthcare Explorer Gifts

"Emergoplatzkyduble." "Bori gluk!"

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

"I stand corrected."

"Sometimes I wonder why I spent ten years at medical school and another 20 honing my skills..."

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Time for your pills.'

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

"I don't leave home without it!"

The importance of paying attention in med school.

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

'Snap out of it.'

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

"Would you like to see today's liquidized menu?"

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

"There were some squiggly bits left over after the operation, so we gave you a doggie bag."

Prescriptions: "Jack of Clubs?"

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

'Like I said - It's non invasive surgery.'

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

'You need some stress.'

"The doctor will now glance in passing at you."

"I've heard that your medication can grow extra nipples, but I wouldn't worry about that if I were you..."

Nurse holding giant pill tells patient, 'Relax. It's chewable.'

Flu Drugs.

Flyingdoctor's receptionist.

Doctor's poker.