Humor Highwayman Gifts

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"He's having a hard time finding work."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

CLEAR!

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

Volkswagen Scandal

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

Carpenter

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Leaving New York

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

Lucky car.

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

No Hand Signals

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Goofy builder.

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

Installing one of the new 'Buck Bridges' reduced Bob's auto insurance by 21%.

'Yes, Bobby, we are there. In fact, you can jump out any time you like.'

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.

Next 5 Miles Adopted By The Planet Zargon.

Last chance to breakdown before smart motorway.

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

F & E Plumbing. Yes, I know you're always at my disposal. If you were better plumbers, you wouldn't have to be!

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"