Humor Highwayman Pillows

'Turning Left' lights on front of car.

"He's having a hard time finding work."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

CLEAR!

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

Leaving New York

Carpenter

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

Lucky car.

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

No Hand Signals

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Goofy builder.

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

'Yes, Bobby, we are there. In fact, you can jump out any time you like.'

Last chance to breakdown before smart motorway.

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

'Tony's obsession with DIY had started to go to his head'

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"