Humor Appraiser Gifts

'I need to lose a few pounds - my car is starting to feel tight.'

"Apparently women use about twice as many words per day as men do."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Playing Fetch.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

baby sweetcorn...

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'A cheeky red?'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

The height of fashion in 1796

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Fly Fishing

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'