Humor Appraiser Pillows

'I need to lose a few pounds - my car is starting to feel tight.'

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

"Apparently women use about twice as many words per day as men do."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Playing Fetch.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

baby sweetcorn...

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'A cheeky red?'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

The height of fashion in 1796

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'