Joke Appraiser Pillows

This is a very honest wine.

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Eat me"

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Amateurs."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

Laughing Zone Ahead

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

Higher wisdom...

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

"You'll feel a pinch and then a burn."

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'