Joke Appraiser Pillows

This is a very honest wine.

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

What's an Imax cave?

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

Clown's Comedy Fart.

"Eat me"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"Amateurs."

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

Higher wisdom...

Laughing Zone Ahead

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

"You'll feel a pinch and then a burn."

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

Every class has one. . .