Humming Aficionado Pillows

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

The Origami Society...

My other cello is a Stradivari

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Drummer

"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

'Camel'

"You know damn well what noise!"

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

Have Horns Venn

Senseless clowning around

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

'The bouquet is reminiscent of rubber nose - but then, it always is...'

'Please. Don't get me started.'

Older and wiser

Wiener Dog Balloon Animal.

'Your parrot is driving me crazy.'

'My wife is expecting. I need the smallest car you have.'

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

"Call and see if the rodeo has our '93 Pinot."