Humming Aficionado Mugs

You asked to see me, boss? Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here. I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7. Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that your publicly performing the theme, they may sue the café for royalties. Daaaa ... daaaa ... duh-duh-duh ... daaaaaaa ... daaaa ... duh-duh-duh ... Wait, what? If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

The Origami Society...

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"

My other cello is a Stradivari

Drummer

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"If Sinatra had eaten here he'd have loved it."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"You know damn well what noise!"

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

'Camel'

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

Have Horns Venn

Senseless clowning around

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

'The bouquet is reminiscent of rubber nose - but then, it always is...'

Circus. Clown Dept. You realize, of course, you'll have to share the company car.

'Please. Don't get me started.'

Older and wiser

'Your parrot is driving me crazy.'

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

Wiener Dog Balloon Animal.

'My wife is expecting. I need the smallest car you have.'

"Call and see if the rodeo has our '93 Pinot."

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."