Humming Enthusiast Pillows

'As you close your eyes and relax...' - '...allow your body and mind to attune with the universal consciousness...Just hum.'

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

Italica

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Drummer

"Tong!"

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'Camel'

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

Library Grand Opening

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

Playing dustbins

Fuzz - Nigel can twiddle his drumsticks.

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

2 Ohm and 4 Ohm Amps,

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

Hallelujah!

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.