Humble Sommelier T-Shirts

Celebrate your humble sommelier with t-shirts that combine humor and sophistication. Our collection features designs that honor their passion for wine and their unpretentious spirit in style and comfort.

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"I want a wine that's wise but unassuming, and not ashamed of a screw on cap."

"I want a wine that's wise but unassuming, and not ashamed of a screw on cap." mockup

"I want a wine that's wise but unassuming, and not ashamed of a screw on cap."

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'Have you tried our home-made wine?' mockup

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

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'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.' mockup

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

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"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?" mockup

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

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Just the one...

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'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?' mockup

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

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'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?' mockup

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

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Jesus Christ

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'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

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'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.' mockup

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

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"And this is our 'panic room'. We usually pop in here after watching the nightly news."

"And this is our 'panic room'. We usually pop in here after watching the nightly news." mockup

"And this is our 'panic room'. We usually pop in here after watching the nightly news."

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"Of course I want to have kids, Claire - just not all the time."

"Of course I want to have kids, Claire - just not all the time." mockup

"Of course I want to have kids, Claire - just not all the time."

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"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ." mockup

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

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'And this is my dad. He's the wine critic for The Herald and he can drink your dads under the table.'

'And this is my dad. He's the wine critic for The Herald and he can drink your dads under the table.' mockup

'And this is my dad. He's the wine critic for The Herald and he can drink your dads under the table.'

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Wine-tasting Tour.

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"You consistently lied about the size of the fish you caught. Well....we've all done that."

"You consistently lied about the size of the fish you caught. Well....we've all done that." mockup

"You consistently lied about the size of the fish you caught. Well....we've all done that."

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Caution Fragile

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'I wonder if we strike wine again!' mockup

'I wonder if we strike wine again!'

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"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?" mockup

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

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"Which one had the health benefits in it?"

"Which one had the health benefits in it?" mockup

"Which one had the health benefits in it?"

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'Sir has made the most discerning choice to wash it down with Drain Glug.'

'Sir has made the most discerning choice to wash it down with Drain Glug.' mockup

'Sir has made the most discerning choice to wash it down with Drain Glug.'

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"Oh no, it's far too tart"

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"Red with meant, white with fish. . . but it all goes great with chocolate!"

"Red with meant, white with fish. . . but it all goes great with chocolate!" mockup

"Red with meant, white with fish. . . but it all goes great with chocolate!"

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"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?" mockup

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

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(I'm tasting berries with deep earth overtones and a definite hint of almond) (That would be the Cyanide.)

(I'm tasting berries with deep earth overtones and a definite hint of almond) (That would be the Cyanide.) mockup

(I'm tasting berries with deep earth overtones and a definite hint of almond) (That would be the Cyanide.)

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Grape vines think alike.

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'All I can say is, if you like trying new beers and hate having money, this is the one for you.'

'All I can say is, if you like trying new beers and hate having money, this is the one for you.' mockup

'All I can say is, if you like trying new beers and hate having money, this is the one for you.'

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"No, I'm not wearing a black sweater. My black cat sheds a lot."

"No, I'm not wearing a black sweater. My black cat sheds a lot." mockup

"No, I'm not wearing a black sweater. My black cat sheds a lot."

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'A regular chip off the old bottle.' mockup

'A regular chip off the old bottle.'

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"I think this one will suit you, 'A dizzy little number, with a hint of musty socks'."

"I think this one will suit you, 'A dizzy little number, with a hint of musty socks'." mockup

"I think this one will suit you, 'A dizzy little number, with a hint of musty socks'."

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"Of course only buying 'organic' CAN be expensive! Another pea anyone?"

"Of course only buying 'organic' CAN be expensive! Another pea anyone?" mockup

"Of course only buying 'organic' CAN be expensive! Another pea anyone?"

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'Jack lost his job as a door-to-door salesman. He went through 7 cases of samples before ringing his first doorbell.'

'Jack lost his job as a door-to-door salesman. He went through 7 cases of samples before ringing his first doorbell.' mockup

'Jack lost his job as a door-to-door salesman. He went through 7 cases of samples before ringing his first doorbell.'

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"I'd love to learn more about wine, but I'm barely tolerable as it is."

"I'd love to learn more about wine, but I'm barely tolerable as it is." mockup

"I'd love to learn more about wine, but I'm barely tolerable as it is."

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Wine bottle placed in plaster cask from broken leg.

Wine bottle placed in plaster cask from broken leg. mockup

Wine bottle placed in plaster cask from broken leg.

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Humble Sommelier T-Shirts Collection

Humble Sommelier Mugs

Explore our collection of wine-inspired mugs perfect for humble sommeliers. Bring humor and elegance to their coffee or wine moments with a witty design.

Humble Sommelier Pillows

Find cozy pillows that add personality to any space. Perfect for the humble sommelier, these designs blend humor and wine-loving charm in comfort.

Humble Sommelier Prints

Decorate their home or office with art prints that honor the humble sommelier’s passion for wine. Elegant designs with a witty twist to brighten any room.