Humble Origin Fan Pillows

"That's the shoestring I started with. It was tied around 100 million dollars worth of stocks and bonds."

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

Duplass Brothers

Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?

'World Cup? Nobody told me there was a football match on!'

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

Lancelot put to the Test.

'You must be the angel of the north.'

'Don't worry, if we are attaked I will always put you first.'

George Washington

F.A. interview: 'I'm sorry - I'm afraid I know nothing about sport...', 'Then WELCOME ABOARD!'

'Og's so modest...he won't mention it but he was the very first to discover fire!'

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

"I could not believe it, there he was, attacking me: I thought knights were supposed to protect ladies..."

"I'll be over at Geoffrey d'Anglouleme's place, settling his hash."

"Must be some kind of cult movie."

Looks like another job for Head-On-A-Platter Man!

"Gifts like this ought to keep me humble."

'With your two left feet you ain't got a prayer, mate!'

"Sir Eustache is searching for a coaster for the holy grail."

'It isn't football hooliganism, it's a cultural clash.'

'We're both in danger from this guy.'

Jeffersuni and Pat Iraq Henry.

'How do you go to the bathroom in that outfit?'

"I'd love to learn more about wine, but I'm barely tolerable as it is."

"I'm still here - a lottery win didn't change me!"

'Just being humble isn't enough -- you have to show some humility INITIATIVE!'