Humble Origin Fan Gifts

"That's the shoestring I started with. It was tied around 100 million dollars worth of stocks and bonds."

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

Duplass Brothers

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

Lancelot put to the Test.

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

'You must be the angel of the north.'

George Washington

'Don't worry, if we are attaked I will always put you first.'

F.A. interview: 'I'm sorry - I'm afraid I know nothing about sport...', 'Then WELCOME ABOARD!'

Looks like another job for Head-On-A-Platter Man!

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

'Og's so modest...he won't mention it but he was the very first to discover fire!'

"I could not believe it, there he was, attacking me: I thought knights were supposed to protect ladies..."

"I'll be over at Geoffrey d'Anglouleme's place, settling his hash."

"Must be some kind of cult movie."

"Sir Eustache is searching for a coaster for the holy grail."

'With your two left feet you ain't got a prayer, mate!'

'How do you go to the bathroom in that outfit?'

'We're both in danger from this guy.'

Jeffersuni and Pat Iraq Henry.

"I'd love to learn more about wine, but I'm barely tolerable as it is."

"I'm still here - a lottery win didn't change me!"

'Just being humble isn't enough -- you have to show some humility INITIATIVE!'

'Just being humble isn't enough -- you have to show some humility INITIATIVE!'