Mumblecore Fan Pillows

Duplass Brothers

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Stinkin' fake news!"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Bigfoot"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

The Modern Novel.

Mark Zuckerberg

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"God, I HATE this planet..!"

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

Uncle Donnie

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

"Tinnitus?"

'The worst thing is not having access to your e-mail.'

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

Cats

The Ten Really Cool Facts

'Twitter for goldfish.'

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

Internet Magazine.

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

Pavlov's Cat

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'