Mcc Fan Pillows

Cricket widow's revenge

A man washing a mascot costume

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"That's our new church mascot."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Zombie pet tricks.

Shell Fire

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

Halloween Selfie

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"Well, we got the grant."

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

Halloween sculptor

"Pardon my glove."

Monster Realtor

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

Duplass Brothers

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

"I don't know what to be for Halloween."