Human Verification Enthusiast Pillows

"To prove I'm human, I check the box. It still won't let me in."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

Meet the new factory manager.

'Now that we're completely automated, there's no one to yell at.'

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

Automation of Security

"We're a totaly automated facility, except for Frank. He plugs everything in each morning."

"Who's the new guy?"

"Caption: we work in an office; however, we have dressed for the circus. What a humorous mixup."

'If you want a reality check, I'll have to see two pieces of I. D.'

And if you press that one, somebody will come in and tell you what a great job you're doing.

Critic software

'This problem has been my life's work. I planned to devote my remainig years to it. It's just been solved in four seconds.'

'All those in favour of accepting more robots?'

Recorded mating call

"Any plaudits for me while I was out, Miss Jenkins?"

"Robots are here to help you Jenkins. This one is going to help you spend more time with your family. All your time in fact!"

"And so, following my recommendations, if we outsource, offshore and automate in these areas, we find that. . . I'm out of a job."

'Bad news. You're being outsourced by robots from a third world country.'

Man says 'It's time to embrace new technology', computer replies: 'I'm not hugging you until you get these sticky notes off me.'

Government Interference with Science.

"I'm retiring, so on your next visit you'll be seen by two robots and an electron microscope."

"Thank you for computerising the company - you are now obsolete, Goodbye."

On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,

"Welcome to the wise man on the mountain. My advice is now automated so listen carefully for your menu options. To continue in English press 1 now. For the meaning of life press 2 now..."

"Amidst all of the devastation, it's important to find love."

I like robots...

"Well, would you look at that. . . it's been below zero for two weeks back home."

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