Human Verification Enthusiast Pillows

"To prove I'm human, I check the box. It still won't let me in."

"It's such a lovely day!"

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

Meet the new factory manager.

Really? You're hiring me back to replace the robot you just replaced me with? I've had a change of heart, minion. It may be cheaper to automate my café. But it dawned on me that robots don't buy very many drinks. Plus, as much as I try to let the bottom line guide me, I am, deep down, a very compassionate man. I couldn't bear the thought of you being poor and miserable. Maybe he's not such a bad man. Plus, one accidental incineration of a customer and the authorities get all weird about it.

'Now that we're completely automated, there's no one to yell at.'

Automation of Security

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"Who's the new guy?"

"We're a totaly automated facility, except for Frank. He plugs everything in each morning."

"Caption: we work in an office; however, we have dressed for the circus. What a humorous mixup."

'If you want a reality check, I'll have to see two pieces of I. D.'

Critic software

And if you press that one, somebody will come in and tell you what a great job you're doing.

'This problem has been my life's work. I planned to devote my remainig years to it. It's just been solved in four seconds.'

'All those in favour of accepting more robots?'

"Any plaudits for me while I was out, Miss Jenkins?"

Recorded mating call

The only "fake news" we care about is fake IDs.

"And so, following my recommendations, if we outsource, offshore and automate in these areas, we find that. . . I'm out of a job."

"Robots are here to help you Jenkins. This one is going to help you spend more time with your family. All your time in fact!"

'Bad news. You're being outsourced by robots from a third world country.'

Government Interference with Science.

Man says 'It's time to embrace new technology', computer replies: 'I'm not hugging you until you get these sticky notes off me.'

"I'm retiring, so on your next visit you'll be seen by two robots and an electron microscope."

"Thank you for computerising the company - you are now obsolete, Goodbye."

On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,

"Welcome to the wise man on the mountain. My advice is now automated so listen carefully for your menu options. To continue in English press 1 now. For the meaning of life press 2 now..."

"Amidst all of the devastation, it's important to find love."

Uber Out of Luck

"Well, would you look at that. . . it's been below zero for two weeks back home."

Parking validation