Id Verifier Pillows

The only "fake news" we care about is fake IDs.

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"It's such a lovely day!"

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

Christopher Isherwood

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

'If you want a reality check, I'll have to see two pieces of I. D.'

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

'I'm Anna Nicole Smith. But not THE Anna Nicole Smith!'

"He, Igor? Who are we to play God with its gender pronouns?"

"I was born into the wrong color. I'm not pink, Oh, doc, I'm so depressed..."

“This daily metamorphosis never fails to amaze me. Around the house, I’m a perfect idiot. I come to court, futon a black robe, and, by God, I’m it!”