Reality Verifier Pillows

Add a touch of humor to their space with pillows that celebrate their truth-seeking nature. Comfortable and clever, these pillows make a statement on any sofa or bed.

"Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy?"   "Well… every waking moment I wish I were living before the beginning of existence itself. So I could witness the Big Bang."   "It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline."   "That way I could know for sure whether our universe is all just one big simulation running on some geek's computer."   "I mean, everything being made up of atoms and math is
"Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy?"   "Well… every waking moment I wish I were living before the beginning of existence itself. So I could witness the Big Bang."   "It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline."   "That way I could know for sure whether our universe is all just one big simulation running on some geek's computer."   "I mean, everything being made up of atoms and math is  mockup
"Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy?"   "Well… every waking moment I wish I were living before the beginning of existence itself. So I could witness the Big Bang."   "It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline."   "That way I could know for sure whether our universe is all just one big simulation running on some geek's computer."   "I mean, everything being made up of atoms and math is  mockup
"Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy?"   "Well… every waking moment I wish I were living before the beginning of existence itself. So I could witness the Big Bang."   "It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline."   "That way I could know for sure whether our universe is all just one big simulation running on some geek's computer."   "I mean, everything being made up of atoms and math is  mockup
"Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy?"   "Well… every waking moment I wish I were living before the beginning of existence itself. So I could witness the Big Bang."   "It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline."   "That way I could know for sure whether our universe is all just one big simulation running on some geek's computer."   "I mean, everything being made up of atoms and math is  mockup

Reality Verifier Pillows Collection

Reality Verifier Mugs

Looking for more ways to celebrate the reality verifier? Explore our range of mugs—funny, clever, and perfect for everyday honesty.

Reality Verifier Prints

Decorate their surroundings with prints that celebrate honesty and clarity. A witty touch for any room.

Reality Verifier T-Shirts

Want to find the perfect gift that speaks their truth? Check out our collection of t-shirts designed for the reality verifier in your life.