Reality Verifier Prints

Government Interference with Science.

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

Truth

Complexity Made Simple.

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'Apparently, wild hopes and dreams, re-enacted by Barbie and Ken, are no substitute for a solid business plan.'

"With all the AI and deep fake technology, I'm not even sure what's real anymore."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

Since I took command of the company, I have steered a steady course.

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

"Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy?" "Well… every waking moment I wish I were living before the beginning of existence itself. So I could witness the Big Bang." "It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline." "That way I could know for sure whether our universe is all just one big simulation running on some geek's computer." "I mean, everything being made up of atoms and math is

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

"All of my friends are imaginary."

'If you want a reality check, I'll have to see two pieces of I. D.'

If a tree falls on a philosopher in the woods, and no one is there to hear his screams for help, did he really make a sound?

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

'Perhaps you've been 'lovin it' a bit too much?'

'Yeah? Well... bite me! No... wait!'

Psychiatrist. She said she could help get me in touch with reality or boost my self-esteem but not both.

"You can make your life any way you want it. Don't let your thoughts limit your future. It is possible to achieve your dreams!"

Psychiatry. I know I've lost touch with reality, but in my defense, reality started it.

"Starting at a new agency can be overwhelming. Let me show you around."

"To prove I'm human, I check the box. It still won't let me in."

'Actually, the bill is part of your reality therapy.'

'The more successful I become, the less money I make.'

'Don't give up the day job...'

'I think that's enough enlightenment for now Tim!'

"It looked better when I saw it on Instagram."