Human Development Gifts

3 doors: Nature, Nurture, and Noogies

Inspired

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Others will fight for you

"They grow up so fast."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"He likes it."

"She's been so creative lately."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Work/Life Balance

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

'What's play?'

Twenty-first century baby walker

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.