
"I didn't live through a global pandemic just so I could group hug again!"
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"I didn't live through a global pandemic just so I could group hug again!"
Who Will blink First Hugs.
Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.
'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'
'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).
Hugs
"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"
Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.
“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”
"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."
'What is the meaning of poorly attended staff meetings.'
Lovers embrace
'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'
Library. Story Hour. This fact-checking site says no cow has ever jumped over the moon.
"'Bring Your Dad to School Day' was so embarrassing Mum! Why didn't you warn my teacher that Dad is a hugger?"!
'You know what I miss most - hugging!'
Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'
"I wish I could hug you."
Love Birds love loving each other
'Sorry...I don't do hugs!'
'Well, it all started with a group hug.'
'So help me, which god?'
"I said, wrap your arms around me you unromantic fool!"
Boss: 'Speak up Smythe, I know you've got an opinion, I told you what it was in my email this morning!'
"What do you want to be when you give up?"
The first meeting.
"That is so adorable. The tree is hugging you back!"
"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."
Snake offering 'Free squeezes'.
'You're so soft today. Did you switch to 2-ply?'
Hugs - 3 for 50p
'Oh my god!'
"Yes, I've read the bible. I've also read 'Harry Potter', but I don't believe in wizards."
A person is reading another person's thoughts.
'Maybe you just can't have hope and change at the same TIME.'
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