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"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

'Yes, can I help you?'

'We'd like to pay you what you're worth, too, Fenstrom. Unfortunately we must conform to the minimum wage law.'

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

'Apparently you can't fire everybody and still maintain productivity.'

"This is what we call a 'customer', or more accurately a 'potential profit centre.'"

"I'm going to send you to someone who's more familiar with the law of the jungle."

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

'Miss Finch, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

'This is the last time we post job openings,'

'You are smarter, faster and more efficient than Carter... they's why I'm making you the new assistant to Carter!'

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'The last guy I worked for kept me on a short leash.'

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'

'We're looking for someone who is willing to just do their job.'

'Henry has found his niche with us.'

'When you look at me do you see a woman or a senior partner?'

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

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'We need to recruit some young MBA people. All of us young turks have become old turkeys.'

"It has come to my attention that you may have been somewhat less than forthcoming in your résumé."

'We're looking for someone who can multitask - but not during the interview.'

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

"I can see from your résumé that you're a man."

'I feel a leader should be approachable.'

'I understand you don't have a resume but you do have your pedigree papers?'

"I'm trying to find a way to balance your strengths against your felonies."

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