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Housing Policy Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone interested in housing policy? Our collection offers humorous and insightful items that highlight the importance of community, affordable housing, and policy debates. These products are ideal for activists, policymakers, or enthusiasts who want to make their stance stylishly clear and spark conversations about housing issues.
'Why, Grandma. What a spare bedroom you have!'
'Remember the good times, when we had a cardboard box each?'
Luxury apartments coming soon
"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."
"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"
"Good boy."
Foreign Markets with Big Barriers
US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.
"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."
'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'
Trump leaving
Our Two Parties, Explained
Economy
"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"
Think Tank
Roe v. Wade
"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"
Sybil Obama
"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."
'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'
'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'
Pre-Old Blues
'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'
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"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."
"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."
'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'
survival of the fittest
Who Let the Dawg In?
"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."
"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."
Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours
125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China
'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'
Housing Policy Gifts Collection
Housing Policy Mugs
Discover more products celebrating housing policy—perfect for policymakers and activists alike—by browsing our collection of inspiring mugs.
Housing Policy Pillows
Find pillows that convey your passion for housing reform and community development—comfort with a cause.
Housing Policy Prints
Browse impactful prints advocating for better housing policies and community growth—art that makes a statement.
Housing Policy T-Shirts
Explore our range of housing policy-themed t-shirts—ideal for advocacy, casual wear, or making a statement about community issues.