Housing Policy Prints

The Trojan House

'Why, Grandma. What a spare bedroom you have!'

'Remember the good times, when we had a cardboard box each?'

Luxury apartments coming soon

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Good boy."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Trump leaving

Our Two Parties, Explained

Economy

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

Think Tank

Roe v. Wade

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

Sybil Obama

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

Pre-Old Blues

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

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"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

survival of the fittest

Who Let the Dawg In?

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'