Housing Policy Pundit Gifts

The Bright Side

Hate Platforms

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

New company policy...next time you miss a meeting I need a note from a doctor or a subpoena from a judge.

'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.'

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

'I knew this was a bad place to work when I saw that they call the company handbook 'the Owner's Manual.''

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

Invade/Fail/Deny

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

Words that can result in employee litigation box.

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

"I liked it better when it was 'don't ask, don't tell the New York Times'."

"The Nominees"

All-Purpose Obamatoon

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

The Difference Between Us and Them

It's 10 pm. Do you know why Iraq, aided by Iran, are fighting against Kurds - a major U.S. ally against Isis - in Northern Iraq?"

"The Treasury is fairly sure that the figures in the budget are correct, they might just not be in the right order!"

Half a house is better than none.

Euro Bomb