Housework Humor Gifts

'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

'No it's still not fixed'

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

"Whoa - You're gonna need a whole new string!"

How to Build a Bungalow

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

Wallpapering 4

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

"I hardly think you can call waiting for updates to install doing nothing!!"

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Oh, yeah, we love having a walk-out basement.

Do it yourself -- get someone else to do it -- get son to do it -- pay -- don't bother doing it -- move house

'There's nothing romantic about not being able to mend a fuse at your age!'

We're with the gutter cleaning service ….

'Just so you know, leaning on a rake and looking at the sky is not 'yard work', and thus may not be entered into your 'I do so help around the house' defense.'

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'

"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

Ice Fishing

'No-one else would brag about being on Rogue Traders.'

"So I said 'Would it kill you to do a little yardwork?'"

'That must be the termite inspector.'

"Maybe Dracula wasn't the best one to try this new detergent."

'That's not what I meant when I asked you to add a second bathroom, Roger.'

Hardware - "Where do you keep the elbow grease?"

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'