Housework Humor Mugs

'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

'No it's still not fixed'

"Whoa - You're gonna need a whole new string!"

How to Build a Bungalow

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

'Hey, I just mopped the yard.'

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

Wallpapering 4

"I hardly think you can call waiting for updates to install doing nothing!!"

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

'Just so you know, leaning on a rake and looking at the sky is not 'yard work', and thus may not be entered into your 'I do so help around the house' defense.'

Do it yourself -- get someone else to do it -- get son to do it -- pay -- don't bother doing it -- move house

"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'

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'There's nothing romantic about not being able to mend a fuse at your age!'

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

Ice Fishing

"So I said 'Would it kill you to do a little yardwork?'"

'That's not what I meant when I asked you to add a second bathroom, Roger.'

Hardware - "Where do you keep the elbow grease?"

"Maybe Dracula wasn't the best one to try this new detergent."

'That must be the termite inspector.'

'No-one else would brag about being on Rogue Traders.'

'I just find it interesting. You remember everything except where your dirty clothes go.'

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'