Household Heroics Pillows

'Toilet's unclogged!'

Domestic Superheroes!!

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Kitchen Tetris

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

'Caw blimey!'

The household cavalry

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

You can't focus on the cost of raising a child. True. They do have benefits. Mom! The glue spilled into your underwear drawer! Dad! Where's the toilet plunger? Though nothing specific leaps to mind.

"I only need two tools: WD-40 if something doesn't move that should, and duct tape if something moves that shouldn't!"

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

'My wife likes it when I help out in the kitchen.'

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

I put a feather pillow in the dryer by mistake! The repairman looked at me and said: 'Sorry about your duck!'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

"Sloth is a sin."

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

Man of steel wool.

Woman tangled up ironing