Household Heroics Mugs

'Toilet's unclogged!'

Domestic Superheroes!!

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Kitchen Tetris

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

'Caw blimey!'

The household cavalry

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

'My wife likes it when I help out in the kitchen.'

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

I put a feather pillow in the dryer by mistake! The repairman looked at me and said: 'Sorry about your duck!'

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

"Sloth is a sin."

Woman tangled up ironing