Homemaker Hero Mugs

"Being a Mom may be a lot of work but at least you've got job security."

Come dine with me!

Domestic Superheroes!!

Jack of all trades

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Hungry child

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I found the termites!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

I did it my way.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Kitchen Tetris

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"I had to skip my workout."

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

'Caw blimey!'

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

Dummies Books.

Roasted

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

The household cavalry

Amy Sedaris

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"