Household Help Hero Mugs

'My wife likes it when I help out in the kitchen.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

Jack of all trades

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I found the termites!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

I did it my way.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

'Caw blimey!'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

The household cavalry

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

Lazy plumber.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Bob’s Museum

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

Pete's new smart hammer adds insult to injury.

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."