House-flipping Adventurer Gifts

'I tried flipping my house, and it flipped me back!'

'We'll take it!'

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

"And that's when they left for vacation!"

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

Real estate.

'I won't lie, it can get windy here.'

'And, it's made from scratch not from a mix.'

Auctioneer of the Year: Edward Hammerhands.

'Well sir, out 'idyllic country cottage' may be a bit extreme, but you have to admit its got potential.'

"If we pull this off, we've made burglary history!"

For Sale, just to find the true value.

"Every appliance, every light, every bit of electronics in the house is controlled by a single remote that I haven't yet been able to find."

For sale sign 'Don't take that down, it's holding up the house.'

'Due to a slight technical mistake, I sold your house to me for £2.50.'

Home Ship Home

"I was supposed to take the shoes off first, wasn't I?"

'It's okay, there's a six-figure carpeting allowance.'

"I love what you've done to the house."

'For sale'

'Oh darling, isn't it just so sweet?!'

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

"The seller is highly unmotivated."

"Just a little staging for the open house. Homes with a double garage sell faster."

Real Estate Sign - Desperation...

'I'm thinking of flipping this house.'

'The owners are prepared to accept any reasonable offer.'

For Sale/Price Reduced.