Hourglass Collector Gifts

Man falling through sand timer.

'Uncle, we need to up our prices, sand is getting scarce.'

Sand timer with cow skull caught in middle,

Stop and Smell the Roses

"Help! Set me free!"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"I'm in disguise."

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Biological Cuckoo clock

Love wine

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'He's been shot!'

"To toast!"

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"Wine not?"

Pianist.

Cuckoo bird in office.

Shirley knew that Dennis would love his new 'Tackling Grunts of Famous Linebackers' clock.

"Did you order a starter?"

Clock numbered 9 - 5 and Overtime

'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

Professor in time machine at the end of a battle "Damn watch!"

"Is that a new watch?"