Hourglass Enthusiast Gifts

Hourglass Island

'I'm under the pressure of time restraints. Our grant runs out in two weeks.'

Population aging in Cuba

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Beach hats

A watch face with Stonehenge

The Three Kinds of People

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Hourglass Dumptruck

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

'Don't you think you've had enough?'

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

'No cheating'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

The public was right

"You're late."

'I think I know what makes you tick!'

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

Spiv

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

Snow blind.

"They don't make me look too owlish, do they?"

Stop and Smell the Roses

"Help! Set me free!"

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

Wine-tasting Tour.