Hourglass Enthusiast Prints

Hourglass Island

'I'm under the pressure of time restraints. Our grant runs out in two weeks.'

Population aging in Cuba

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

A watch face with Stonehenge

Beach hats

The Three Kinds of People

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

Hourglass Dumptruck

'Don't you think you've had enough?'

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

'No cheating'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'I think I know what makes you tick!'

"You're late."

The public was right

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

Spiv

Stop and Smell the Roses

"They don't make me look too owlish, do they?"

Snow blind.

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

"Help! Set me free!"

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

"Oh, swallow your pride and go to the eye doctor!"

Wine-tasting Tour.

1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.