Hourglass Collector Prints

Man falling through sand timer.

'Uncle, we need to up our prices, sand is getting scarce.'

Sand timer with cow skull caught in middle,

Stop and Smell the Roses

"Help! Set me free!"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"I'm in disguise."

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Love wine

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Biological Cuckoo clock

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

"To toast!"

'He's been shot!'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"Wine not?"

Pianist.

Cuckoo bird in office.

"Did you order a starter?"

Clock numbered 9 - 5 and Overtime

'I need to reset his internal clock...does anyone have the correct time?'

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

Professor in time machine at the end of a battle "Damn watch!"

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"Is that a new watch?"

'Is this A.M. or P.M.?'

'No thanks, just squinting.'

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'