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Suddenly he regretted that he encouraged the managers to learn how to relax more.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

Sunbathing in the park

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

The real reason why flamingos are pink

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Lighthouse Hammock.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

Sick person curled up at home

"How?"

"Delivery."

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"Chill, Paul. I'm on staycation."

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

'Now that I have your attention...'

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

Outlooks

'Gordon, ever since you were given a chair with wheels you've been seen less and less in the office.'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

Skiing

Cat Jealous of Woman Having a Lazy Day.