Hot Flashes Survivor T-Shirts

'On a more positive note, your hot flashes will seem relatively cool.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Barbeque Casualty.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Tourist in the desert

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

'Don't come crying to me, son. I told you you'd turn into a lobster if you stayed out in the sun all day.'

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

Livin' the dream

"I can't figure out why the 'dog paddle' isn't working for you."

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

'Listen Buddy! After the hot flushes I've been having this is like a resort!'

'He's a survivor.'

Desert Island Drone...

'Has Eric been in.' 'Was I with him?.'

"You're lucky … you retain a lot of water.''

'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.'

Ice cream van

"Not a word, Doc! I'm having hot flashes!"

"You should really wear a hat."

Hot flushes

'This is our highest factor sun cream. It comes with a free application trowel.'

Weather.

"I can't believe how deep the potholes are this spring!!"

'Good grief - you look like Death warmed up!'

'I would like to find at least ONE bar that isn't a meat market.'

'You don't see any for hours, then three come along at once.'

Get Your Head Out Of Your Phone

'Hot enough for you?'

'I know you burn easily, Howard, but you look ridiculous walking around with that condom on!'

"It's too hot to wear skin."