Hot Flash Haver T-Shirts

'That was fun!'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

You will always find a spot to garden

A complimentary biscuit

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Two robots are playing table football.

'Don't get mine wet.'

Protecting the green

'On a more positive note, your hot flashes will seem relatively cool.'

'Listen Buddy! After the hot flushes I've been having this is like a resort!'

A granny tortoise with a quilted shell.

"Not a word, Doc! I'm having hot flashes!"

Ground Game!

Two water wells with buckets one marked 'Hot' and 'Cold'

Quality Family Time.

Hot flushes

Air conditioner.

'Next time, eat your chili outside!'

'Oh, great! We've been going round in right-angled triangle.'

Beaver to other about eaten trees: 'Sorry about the maple trees - I have a sweet tooth.'

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

"Good dog. Good dog."

We want to put all our money into bricks.

Hot enough for you?

"We're going to see outbreaks of 'The garden needs rain' followed by 'I like it hot but this is too hot' ..."

"I told you getting bangs was a stupid idea."

"Oh no! Who's been eating my food?"

"If I'd have known it was going to this hot today I would have covered that indoor wedding."

Stunned Agin!

"You've got a lot of spunk for a city kid, but the cows are that way. We don't milk the bull!"