Hot Flash Haver T-Shirts

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

'That was fun!'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

You will always find a spot to garden

A complimentary biscuit

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Two robots are playing table football.

I'm a bolt, dummy! Does everything look like a nail to you?!

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

'Don't get mine wet.'

Protecting the green

'On a more positive note, your hot flashes will seem relatively cool.'

'Listen Buddy! After the hot flushes I've been having this is like a resort!'

"Not a word, Doc! I'm having hot flashes!"

A granny tortoise with a quilted shell.

Ground Game!

Two water wells with buckets one marked 'Hot' and 'Cold'

Quality Family Time.

'Oh, great! We've been going round in right-angled triangle.'

'Next time, eat your chili outside!'

Air conditioner.

Hot flushes

Beaver to other about eaten trees: 'Sorry about the maple trees - I have a sweet tooth.'

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

"Good dog. Good dog."

Hot enough for you?

We want to put all our money into bricks.

"I told you getting bangs was a stupid idea."

"Oh no! Who's been eating my food?"

"We're going to see outbreaks of 'The garden needs rain' followed by 'I like it hot but this is too hot' ..."

Stunned Agin!

"If I'd have known it was going to this hot today I would have covered that indoor wedding."

"You've got a lot of spunk for a city kid, but the cows are that way. We don't milk the bull!"