Hot Flash Warrior T-Shirts

'Listen Buddy! After the hot flushes I've been having this is like a resort!'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

Mod Kwan Doh

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."

"With the temperature on the rise, New Yorkers find creative ways to beat the heat."

Hot dog.

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

Relief for America in the Heat.

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Why don't you look at ME that way?

Fencing Lessons

Summertime in the city

Dry Cleaning

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

'On a more positive note, your hot flashes will seem relatively cool.'

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures

"Remember to keep hydrated, tell me when you want more Prosecco."

"Ah - the hunter-gatherer."

"I don't mind having a bun in the oven, but I do mind not being able to set the temperature."

'Squirting water in my face...Is that all you got? Now it's my turn you little ****!'

'But toothache is the worst!'

"Yeah, its warm..."

'Was the flash too bright?'

A snowman enjoys the aircon

Heat Wave Podium